Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: The shit has happened before.
Buddhism: If shit happens, let less shit happen.
Islam: If shit happens, Allah wants it to happen.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it to happen.
Judaism: Why does the shit always happen to us?
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke the shit.Visto en facebook (a través de Michael Iwoleit, editor de Internova)
